Saturday, June 15, 2013

When You Live Near Glostah

When you live near Glostah,
Your compost is made of lobstah.
Your neighbor's cat is Coopah,
And your favorite season is summah.

Your house is biggah;
Your daughter, prettiah.
Your marriage is strongah,
And you spend money freeah.

When you live near Glostah,
Your compost is made of lobstah.
Your neighbor's cat is Coopah,
And your favorite season is summah.

You are most likely blondah
as well as slendah,
certainly not dumbah.
You don't drive a Hummah.

When you live near Glostah,
Your compost is made of lobstah.
Your neighbor's cat is Coopah,
And your favorite season is summah.

You drink wine to numb yah,
Love to gossip -- or is it slandah?
But you call it the formah
Because that is so much safah.

When you live near Glostah,
Your compost is made of lobstah.
Your neighbor's cat is Coopah,
And your favorite season is summah.

You rarely make a blundah,
you around-town runnah,
hanging near the beach and harbah
in Tory Burch. How up-and-comah!

When you live near Glostah,
Your compost is made of lobstah.
Your neighbor's cat is Coopah,
And your favorite season is summah.

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